So You Want to Know if Lacrosse is Fun!?

Oh – HECK YEA – it IS!

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IT’S PACKED WITH SPEED, EXPLOSIVE ACTION, INTENSITY, & GLORY

From a Formidable (6’7″ 350 lb.) Former Football Player:

“No other sport holds a candle to lacrosse! It has the speed, acceleration, and momentum of soccer, the sheer brute physicality of hockey, the colossal, hard-hitting, body-halting, explosively helmet-popping action of Football, the dazzling fluid bodily movement and trickster-like grace of dance fused with expert ninja maneuvers, coupled with the glory showcasing uniform and armor of Roman Gladiators – all wrapped – in the garb, mysterious ancient history, and cloak of ancient Native American tribal warfare. In short, no other sport showcases more explosive action, intensity, pomp and circumstance, and glory than does lacrosse. And, in addition to all of that – not only do you get to hit people with sticks – IT’S EXPECTED THAT YOU DO SO!”